Fear The Bear Hoodie

🦫 TRUE NORTH BEASTS

Canada’s most feared. On a hoodie

You’ve heard the myths. You’ve seen the warning signs. Now wear the truth.

Introducing the True North Beasts Collection — a dangerously funny lineup of  Canada’s fiercest creatures:
🪿 Fear the Goose – Loud, unprovoked, and always watching.
🦌 Fear the Moose – Built like a truck. Mood of a grizzly.
🦫 Fear the Beaver – Don’t let the teeth fool you — it’s all dam business.

These hoodies are: ✔️ Wildly Canadian
✔️ Soft enough for cuddling a raccoon (not recommended)
✔️ Designed for brave souls who’ve survived a goose encounter and lived to tell the tale